
England manager Fabio Capello is preparing to kick FA Chairman David Bernstein in the nuts for one last shot at his big money payoff. The Italian, who has so far tried a combination of total incompetence and outright hypocrisy to see his contract terminated is now going back to basics and plans to pelt Bernstein right where it hurts to see if he can save any of his retirement fund.
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England were somehow able to record a positive score line over Group G rivals Wales last night, despite not turning up for the game. The 70,000+ supporters at Wembley stadium were forced to watch a Welsh side haplessly try and kick a ball into an empty net for 90 minutes only for one shot to cannon off the post and trickle all the way back into their own goal.
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