Kia Joorabchian still considered an ‘adviser’

On January 19, 2012, in News, by editor


Advice man

A man who has left his two, top clients either not playing or managing QPR is still being classed an ‘adviser’ according to some national newspapers. The typo told how Kia Joorabchian was heading to Paris to ‘advise’ Carlos Tevez on a move to PSG, a name earlier thought to be a strain of bird flu by the Manchester City striker.

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Torres offered to local charity shops

On January 18, 2012, in News, by editor

Chelsea have completed an unsuccessful round of offering former footballer Fernando Torres to charity shops. Stamford Bridge boss Andre Villas-Boas claimed the Spanish international was even hidden under a large collection outside a shop door late at night, only for the owner of the store to smell a strong whiff of failure from his bedroom and demand the removal of the striker.

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Ancelotti eyebrow reaches new heights after PSG offer

On December 30, 2011, in News, by editor

The eyebrow of former Chelsea manager Carlo Ancelotti reached new levels of forehead last night, after the Italian saw the figure French side PSG were willing to pay for his services. Onlookers said the eyebrow ‘touched fringe’ before plummeting back down the face with excitement.

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