Redknapp hiding pet dogs under the term ‘bungs’

On January 24, 2012, in News, by editor

Spurs boss Harry Redknapp has been accused of hiding pet dogs from the Inland Revenue under the term ‘overseas bung’. The former Portsmouth boss, who began his trial yesterday has denied putting a kennel full of Alsatians in a bank vault to maintain his ‘no pets’ status with a landlord.

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Portsmouth set to announce new fluffy owners

On January 4, 2012, in News, by editor

Portsmouth Football Club are completing final credit checks….Oh who are we kidding, Portsmouth are set to announce three new owners said to be fluffy, educational and mischievous. Little is known about the bidders Zippy, George and Bungle but is is believed they made most of their money in real estate alongside a successful trek to the end of a rainbow to locate a pot of gold.

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Portsmouth football club have asked the FA if they could clear up the term ‘poetic justice’, after complaining that Italian club Genoa are yet to pay for the services of Kevin Prince Boateng (pictured above looking like a t****r from the Village People). The payment has been overdue at Fratton Park for over 2 weeks leaving the club’s administrator Andrew Andronikou fuming ‘you don’t see us not making payments do you? Wait, what’s my job again?’

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