The DA

The world has politely asked Copa America finalists Uruguay if they wouldn’t mind winning a trophy some other time, after Paraguay’s semi-final victory last night left glamour model Larissa Riquelme just one game away from fulfilling her promise of running round the city centre naked. Riquelme, a huge fan of the national side made the promise prior to kick-off of the Copa America tournament and like gentleman; most of Paraguay’s opposition has thus obliged to the historic ‘wing man’ rule and not stepped in the way of progress.

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