
West Ham United will try buying the Olympic ready Dorney Lake in Eton after their attempts at securing the 2012 Olympic Stadium collapsed last night. Club chairman David Gold has insisted that whilst playing in water could be a pretty big obstacle, he also maintained that with Sam Allardyce, the ball rarely stays on the ground anyway.
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A court has told Tottenham Hotspur and Leyton Orient that a ghost town populated only by David Gold singing half time karaoke is still preferred over having to re-open all those books and take another look at their decision. A judicial review found that the appeal to contest West Ham’s move to the Olympic Stadium had no grounds whatsoever and was interrupting severely with watching old episodes of Murder She Wrote.
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