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Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich has used ‘Precog’ technology, as seen in the Hollywood movie Minority report, to fire new manager Rafa Benitez after the former Liverpool boss look set to lose his opening match against Birmingham City. The Precog was seen to leap up in shock screaming ‘Nooo, not Marlon King!’ before swaying from side to side and repeating the word ‘fact’.
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*Warning, this announcement may cause you to keel over with laughther*
Rafa Benitez hahahahahahahahaha, sorry we can get through this. Rafa…Benitez has been lined up to replace under fire Chelsea manager Andre Villas-Boas it’s been reported. Oh God, can’t hold back anymore ahahahahahahahahaa LOL!! LMAO ETC.
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