The DA

Nothing else matters today, just party it’s been revealed after Fabio Capello finally got un-wedged from the England hot seat. Regardless of worrying about who might come in, or what might happen at the Euros people are being reminded that a man who loves Gareth Barry is no longer England manager, and that we should celebrate that fact.

A spokesman from the DA claimed ‘Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssss. F*** yes!!!!!!!!! Hand me that champagne, this one’s for Peter Beardsley!’

Offices and schools alike are likely to close early today to begin the party, with similar scenes expected to those on the day of Emile Heskey’s international retirement. An FA representative added ‘Yeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. F*** yes!!!! Hand me the champagne, this one’s for Trevor Brooking.’

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