The DA

Spurs boss Harry Redknapp has been accused of hiding pet dogs from the Inland Revenue under the term ‘overseas bung’. The former Portsmouth boss, who began his trial yesterday has denied putting a kennel full of Alsatians in a bank vault to maintain his ‘no pets’ status with a landlord.

The court made a statement at the beginning of the trial which read ‘all those who love tiny little puppies should probably go away now. This man is accused of hiding dogs under the name of money and had no desire to pay veterinary bills or pick up poo from parks.’

Asked whether the DA had got the wrong end of the stick when it came to the story a spokesman for the site said ‘probably.’

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