The DA

Tottenham boss Harry Redknapp has played down allegations that he has a fist, after several Shamrock Rovers supporters were left upset at supposedly seeing his fist being all clenchy. The Spurs chief could face UEFA punishment if found guilty of being all clenchy with his fist, which strictly contradicts their policy of no fist clenchyness.

When asked if this was just a slow day in the media Redknapp responded ‘I think so yes. I mean if it pleases the UEFA committee I could spend several hours showing them all kinds of different shapes I can make with my hands, maybe I could even add a few sock puppets. If it’ll help speed up this slow news day then absolutely.’

This is not the first time Redknapp has been accused of having a fist. He’s also been seen to celebrate goals against Arsenal, Chelsea and most recently Bolton Wanderers. An expert in fistual movements Dr Dave Hand said ‘I never thought I’d be used as an opinion expert. I mean seriously? Has Ashley Cole not said something stupid, or something?’

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