The DA

‘Chris Hoy is undoubtedly a k***head, didn’t you see him in that advert and stuff?’ was the message coming out of White Hart Lane last night after a case of mistaken identity led fans to pile abuse at the Olympic cyclist. Furious fans, angry at a referee Chris Foy’s ability to see the right decision took to the web only to make completely the wrong decision and call Hoy a total b***end.

Speaking to the press ref Foy responded by chanting ‘You don’t know what you’re doing. You don’t know what you’re doing’ and taunting ‘Oi, you t***s, 2 for 1 at Specsavers! Get your eyes tested before you start Googling. Caaaaan we have some angry fans? Can we have some, can we have some, can we have some angry fans?’

Spurs have apologised for any offense caused to the cyclist Hoy, claiming they were merely trying to destroy a referee’s livelihood and not Hoy’s. A spokesman added ‘but let’s not beat around the bush here, I’ve seen Hoy smiling with all of those gold medals, and he’s clearly a smug git. I bet he wouldn’t of given us a penalty either.’

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