Your whistlestop guide to the weekend’s football action:
Sir Alex Ferguson – May have a stand named after him but somebody from Blackburn actually paid for a plane message carrying Steve Kean’s name on it yesterday. That’s dedication.
Voice of 5 live retiring – Whatever happens please don’t give the job to Colin Murray.
John Terry – A possible contender for a new expletive?
FIFA not allowing Poppies on shirts - Why does anyone still listen to a thing FIFA says?
David Beckham – Still England captain material in my book.