The DA

The British Library is set to announce a new stadium sponsorship deal at Stamford Bridge which will see people reading in peace for many years to come. The institution has reached a deal with Chelsea Football Club to name the stadium ‘The British Library Bridge’ which will also see several stands renamed, the East Stand now becoming the ‘Non-fiction section.’

A spokesman for the football club said ‘Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh’.

This is the first time a Premier League club has teamed with a leading literature organisation and Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich took time out to reveal the stadium will have it’s very own section on footballer autobiographies. He claimed ‘it’s called the toilet.’

Related posts:

• ‘Can’t we just throw £50million at it?’ ask Chelsea
• Ancelotti eyebrow in serious condition after reaching hairline
• Chelsea set to release Fernando Torres back into the wild
• Ashley to propose ground share with Stadium of Light
• ‘We have ways of making you quit’ says Abramovich