In somewhat of a triumph for the DA, we now have a new feature looking at entertainment guru Mario Balotelli’s thoughts on life.
Mario’s thoughts on Fireworks:
The more you can store in one bathroom the better.
Mario’s thoughts on Halloween:
Get a pumpkin, put it on your head and hide in a wardrobe. It can take a while for the reveal but the rewards are worth it.
Mario’s thoughts on Sir Alex Ferguson:
He’d look hilarious strapped to a mountain board on the M6 behind my Ferrari…
Mario’s thoughts on marriage:
How many Playboy chicks could you fit down one aisle? Has anyone ever tried that?
Mario’s thoughts on Manchester:
A great place to store tyres. You’ll see what they’re for in good time…
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