The DA

I’m Becky Taylor, I own 432 pairs of shoes, I’ve watched the Sex and the City box set 27 times and counting, and sometimes I think Jeremy Kyle can be really poignant. I’m determined to disprove a stereotype so here are my knowledgeable Premier cup predictions for this weekend (I’m the living the dream SJP!)

(Last week I got two correct match results…Off to a flier then!)

Blackburn v Arsenal Score 1-1

Thoughts: Blackburn is up north

Blackpool v Fulham Score 1-2

Thoughts: I had a hen do in Blackpool once. The bride to be pulled a stripper…They’re divorced now.

Chelsea v Stoke Score 3-1

Thoughts: I bet Chelsea are stoked for this one. HAHA, football banter!

Spurs v Wigan Score 2-0

Thoughts: Roberto Martinez sounds so much cooler than Robert Martin.

Wolves v Newcastle Score 3-2

Thoughts: Can you keep wolves as pets? They’re quite cute really aren’t they?

Man Utd v West Ham Score 2-2

Thoughts: Paul Goals is really good for his age, so I’ve heard.

Bolton v Birmingham Score 2-0

Thoughts: Yawwn

Liverpool v West Brom Score 3-0

Thoughts: Fernando Torres looked better with his old hair.

Sunderland v Man City Score 2-2

Thoughts: Roberto Mancini sounds so much better than Robert Martin…

Becky’s sure thing of the week: Aston Villa v Everton Score 1-2

Think you know better than me? Know something I don’t? Talk to me hun!

Related posts:

• Premier League Fortunes – 20/08/10
• Predictions – The sure fire way to look idiotic and stupid
• ‘No one’s keeping score anymore’ says Premier League
• Predictions – the sure fire way to look idiotic and clueless
• Predictions – The sure fire way to look idiotic and stupid