The DA continues the Footballing Cities United Tour in Plymouth

For the second Saturday in a row I was waking up early with the prospect of heading down to the West Country. That meant for the second Saturday in a row I was hurling my alarm clock at the wall at stupid O clock in the morning beginning to understand why supporting a local team is such an appealing proposition for the weekend lie in fan. I wasn’t particularly looking forward to my trip to Plymouth either. Having watched National Rail effortlessly cock up at every stage last week I couldn’t help but think an extra hour and a half onto the journey time couldn’t be a good thing and began to consider taking rations to last me a good two weeks just incase.

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The city of Manchester is at a standstill this morning as players from all over the world arrive at the Eastlands stadiums to have their medicals and leave with wheelbarrows full of money, an AA traffic report is warning. With the transfer window set to close this evening City manager Roberto Mancini said he is looking to add a few more names to the squad as ‘backup for the reserve’s, reserve team.’

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European Ryder Cup captain Colin Montgomerie has used a wildcard slot to call up Emile Heskey for the Celtic Manor tournament due to begin in October. Heskey, who has no handicap, experience or golf clubs is seen by some as a big gamble but Montgomerie is adamant that Hesky can do a job for the Europeans even if he’s not quite match fit, or in fact, any good at golf at all.

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The DA rounds up the weekend’s action by checking up on some the star’s Facebook statuses:

Fabio Capello deny thingsa lost in transatlantic. It’a like Bill Murray in Japan witha ze the sexy time no?…

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Premier League Fortunes – 28/08/10

On August 27, 2010, in Uncategorized, by editor

I’m Becky Taylor, I own 432 pairs of shoes, I’ve watched the Sex and the City box set 27 times and counting, and sometimes I think Jeremy Kyle can be really poignant. I’m determined to disprove a stereotype so here are my knowledgeable Premier cup predictions for this weekend (I’m the living the dream SJP!)

(Last week I got two correct match results…Off to a flier then!)

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Heavy criticism of this season’s ‘confusing’ Champions League draw has led to UEFA making an early announcement on next year’s Champions League draw director. Sylvester Stallone will replace Frenchmen Didier Getite who entitled yesterday’s ‘masterpiece’ Un Gâchis (English translation – a f***ing mess). UEFA president Michel Platini said Stallone would bring a ’sense of clarity to proceedings.’

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Leave it to the Professionals

On August 26, 2010, in Rhino Takes Charge, by editor


The Former Wycombe Wanderers captain and QPR coach talks football

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Rhino on: Martin O Neil, the Villa departure and potential England manager?

Martin is a man who sticks to his principles. If he feels something isn’t right he’ll let you know about it! Clearly something wasn’t right at Villa and they weren’t willing to budge on it, so he took the decision to get out. Ultimately, this is why Martin will probably never get the England job.

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ITV pick up ‘best accidental innuendo’ award

On August 26, 2010, in News, by editor

After a gruelling two weeks of competition ITV were finally crowned the overall winners of the BSC Young Boys ‘accidental innuendo’ award last night, after putting in a phenomenal final evening display. The broadcaster went into the night massive underdogs, with Sky already totalling a whopping 392 desperately awkward sentences from last week’s coverage of the Champions League Qualifier first leg. But the ITV panellists, particularly man of the match Gareth Southgate put in a sterling display of accidental slip ups.

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Liverpool football club has revealed they will now be funded with a unique financial structure, which will see Roy Hodgson take a £5 pound punt on the lottery each week hoping for a jackpot. The announcement comes following Chinese businessman Kenny Huang’s revelation that he thought he was only playing Monopoly with his investment adviser, who misunderstood his takeover attempt to build several hotels on the board game’s Liverpool street.

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Nick Clegg, the man who confidently predicted a sweeping victory for the Liberal Democrats earlier this year, in a general election which saw them come third to Labour (Labour!), has stated his belief that England are the ‘unbeatable’ candidates to host the 2018 World Cup. Clegg said England had been given a fairly ‘easy group’ and should cruise to the unanimous decision stages, where our quality stadia would come into their own.

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