The DA

The DA rounds up the weekend’s action by checking up on some the star’s Facebook statuses:

Brian Laws still can’t quite believe Burnley didn’t even glance over his CV.

Robbie Keane thinks playing against Sunday league teams is far more fun!

Manuel Pellegrini is wondering whether to be cheeky and ask Real Madrid for some more money to spend?

Jimmy Bullard only hit Barmby to impress the women’s institute. Got a date with one on Tuesday.

Rafa Bentiez confirms that you can no longer mention the place names Wigan, Lille, Stoke, Reading and probably soon to be Portsmouth in my presence.

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