Iain Dowie has called heads and beaten Gary Megson to the Hull City job early reports suggest. Dowie, the former QPR, Coventry, Newcastle, Crystal Palace, Charlton, blah blah someone and blah blah someone else United manager (the list was too long to research) has guaranteed Championship football to his new chairman Adam Pearson and believes he can deliver as soon as the end of March.
‘People may have noticed but it’s usually around early March I come out from under my bridge. You know, that time when a club is literally so desperate they’re thinking about pouring lighter fluid over the stadium and claiming the insurance money. I’m sure you’ve also noticed, every team I take charge of usually has to iron out the Premier League badge on their shirt pretty quickly. I will dispose of Hull City for you fine people.’
Dowie continued ‘Please don’t think I’m arrogant when I say this, but I am the special one at doing what I do. If you need a ship sinking, even if it’s mooring just outside Oxfordshire on a sunny August day, I will find an iceberg.’
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