The DA

The name Darren Bent has been getting a bit too close to the term ‘for England’ recently… Really?

Similarly, The tired old line that Emile Heskey is a vital part of England’s World Cup bid keeps getting repeated… Really?

Not that the DA has favorites, which is why we’re not going to show this Peter Crouch video…

…but should Bent or Heskey (or heaven forbid Bobby f*****g Zamora) make it to South Africa this summer, here’s a premonition of some of the action we might well see:

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