Football’s lovable, fluffy bunny of a centre midfielder Michael Ballack yesterday accused Aresnal manager Arsene Wenger of being ‘a bit of a nasty chap’ when his team fail to produce the goods on the pitch.
Ballack, who is famous for donating 25k to charity and hugging every supporter present apologetically every time he loses added ‘Now let’s not be harsh on the fella because I make love not war. But as I always say at the Sunday church group I attend after finishing up at the orphanage, there are no winners without losers. Would you like to try one of my fairy cakes by the way? I made them from happy thoughts.’
Wenger has infuriated several clubs this season, so far blaming defeat on the weak pound, Bruce Forsyth’s moustache and most recently Suffolk county councils proposals to build an incinerator just outside Peterborough. The Frenchmen also accused Chelsea of ‘using that big net thingy to their advantage.’
