Sky Sports news was today saying ‘yes, yes, come on, right there!’ as the transfer window reached it’s 5pm deadline. Chief football reporter Bryan Swanson has already been seen rubbing his nipples and making a loud shrill noise outside seven Premiership training grounds admist a round of rumours completely made up by Bryan Swanson.
So far Robbie Keane is definitely not going to Wigan, Portsmouth, Sunderland, Man Utd, Liverpool, Aston Villa, Aresnal or West Ham leaving the door firmly open for Man City, Everton, Burnley and Hull to all say ‘no’ to the striker.
Sky are encouraging fans to phone in with any gossip they may be able to fabricate with specific focus on Roman Pavlyuchenko and David James, due to the fact they have already prepared a two minute clip for these players. One shows David James clutching a football during training whilst Pavlyuchenko is seen bending down in a warm up before coming back up again and working on his lower back leaving fans of the channel saying ‘outstanding television.’
