The DA

The DA’s award season continues this week with the award for best supervillain looky likey. So, if you’ve ever been hiding behind the sofa watching Chucky and thought to yourself, ‘hold the f*** on, is that Wayne Rooney?’ then don’t forget to cast your vote:

Footballers who look like supervillains (send in any suggestions you have)

1) Le Chiffre – Glenn Roeder

2) Sloth from the Goonies – Dirk Kuyt

3) Javier Bardem (No Country for Old Men) – Roberto Mancini

4) King Kong – Martin Jol

5) Agent Smith from the Matrix – Landon Donovan

6) Chucky – Wayne Rooney

7) The Riddler – John Arne Riise

Hans Gruber from Die Hard – Eric Cantona

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