The Premier League has piled further misery on Portsmouth football club by lifting their transfer embargo and clearing the way for horribly bad January window transfer signings such as Marcus Bent and Paul Furlong. A Premier League spokesmen said ‘it’s with regret that we feel will need to inflict such punishment to a team already on the ropes but the club need to learn. Hopefully this should encourage them to pay off their outstanding debt and if not, we have Juan Sebastian Veron on standby ready to sign an £100,000 a week deal.
Peter Storrie, holding a double barrelled shotgun outside of Fratton Park said ‘this is the ultimate kick in the face from the Premier League, and to make it public! I’ve now had reports that there are at least 400 free agents on the M27 as we speak. Apparently even Dean Windass is coming. I just don’t know how long this little fella can hold them off!’
A Facebook campaign is already underway with furious fans quick to blast the Premier League’s cruelty. One fan wrote ‘come on you b*****s we’ve suffered enough haven’t we? I just saw David James down the high street wrapped in a blanket next to a sign that read “will keep goal for food.” You are heartless w*****s.’
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