Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez has insisted that his side’s season must at least start next season after finally conceding this one isn’t ‘working out particularly well.’ When asked whether he would rather win the Europa league or the FA cup Benitez held back tears before desperately trying to hang his tie around the ‘This is Anfield sign’.
‘I’m taking every game as it comes, mainly because I can’t face the trauma of realizing how badly we’re going to finish this year. You know that Stoke City have lost less games than us? That’s nothing a father should be telling his children.’
Benitez is now odds on favourite to turn his season around by leaving the club and playing some golf but Liverpool owner Tom Hicks is adamant the Spaniard isn’t going anywhere. ‘Have you any idea how much it’d cost to get rid of him? For that kind of pay off, I’d keep George Bush in charge.’
