The FA have agreed a new deal with fast food chain McDonalds to continue it’s programme of encouraging young stars and coaches to get massively over weight eating endless, greasy happy meals. A McDonald’s spokesmen commented ‘we will not rest until every child in the country has the opportunity to s*** out a free toy.’
As part of the deal, Wembley’s arch will be turned into an iconic giant M and Wembley stadium, following in Newcastle United’s footsteps, will be renamed the RonaldMcDonald@Wembleysbigmac arena.
In a quick response, rival outlet Burger King have snapped up sponsorship rights to the England squad and have vowed to rename every player ahead of the 2010 World cup. Wayne Rooney is set to become Wayne bacon double cheeseburger whilst Peter Crouch will simply be known as ‘whopper’.
The FA, bought to you by Powerade, the drink that gets the blood flowing, have denied selling out at every opportunity.
