The DA

RELEGATED West Bromwich Albion have promised their fans a swift return to the Premier league so that they can resume getting thumped and finishing bottom like a truly successful team. Tony Mowbray last night told supporters they could look forward to seeing gaping defensive holes being breached endlessly by the best in the business again within a year.

‘We’re a bit like a boxer who doesn’t get the hint. We get knocked down constantly by the best fighters in the world but then make ourselves feel better by beating some one armed amateurs for a while before going again. Right now I’d say we’ve had our nose broken in about fifteen different places.’

Meanwhile West Brom striker Roman Bednar has been suspended by the club after being caught purchasing cocaine and cannabis just hours after a game. Bednar has pleaded his innocence commenting ‘the drugs weren’t for me, honest. I sell them onto school children for s*** loads of money…What’s wrong with that?’

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